Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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