and you said cock pushups were impossible
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
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Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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