she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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