There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
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Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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