Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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