is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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