Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
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easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
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We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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