never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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