I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
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She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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