I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
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Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
God, I missed his penis.
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