these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
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Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
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I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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