wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
