You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
