how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
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