Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
the day after is always just damage control
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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