WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
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My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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