We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
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he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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