Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
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pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
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I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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