Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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