living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
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and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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