stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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