Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
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