it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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