i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
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I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
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Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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