so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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