You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
she told me i tasted like america
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Drunk is not a location!
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