We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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