how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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