Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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