There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
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