dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
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took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Your penis caused this!
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