I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
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When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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