don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
my sisters under your porch take her home
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
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