Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
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he had hair everywhere except his balls
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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