I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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