break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
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