i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
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I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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