Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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