Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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