Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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