I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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