just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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