Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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