i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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