it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
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he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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