hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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