Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Slut skills are useful in every country.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
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Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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