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He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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