Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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