Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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