At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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