What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Randomize
