I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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