whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
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i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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