Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
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Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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